These amps go to 11

So hairspray rock is making a comeback. I kind of figured it would. Thanks to the big hype and success of the UK band, "The Darkness," musicians all over Hollywood are pulling out their dusty spandex pants and rusty cans of Aqua Net. All the sucky bands who used to play The Strip, most of all who are now in their 40s, are running out for hair systems and hair extensions to cover up their inevitable hair loss.

I would love to be a fly on the wall in the homes of hardcore strip bands like Ana Black or the Big Bang Babies. "I told ya it would come back, Mick! Our songs rocked, man. Let's put the band back together."

I'll be the first to admit that I get all excited when I see an old video of Sebastian Bach belting out, "I Remember You," but rehashing some of this old crap is going to be downright pathetic.