25 random facts about me

1. i romanticize new york way out of proportion.
2. i have no tolerance for ignorant people.
3. i don't trust the government and always see conspiracy in everything.
4. i used to be mistaken for lita ford everywhere i went.
5. i was the publisher and editor of an internationally distributed music magazine.
6. my father was frank sinatra's bodyguard and my mother was a june taylor dancer.
7. i'm petrified of prescription drugs and only take natural supplements, except for xanax.
8. i'm obsessed with death and am a hypochondriac.
9. i was sued by ozzy osbourne for libel and defamation of character.
10. i am too passionate for my own good.
11. my daughter is an artist, a singer in a band, a hardcore vegan, and is covered in tattoes of vintage children's art. As for my son he's smarter than god.
12. i've hung out with joni mitchell, brian wilson, the scorpions, david lee roth, ronnie james dio, billy idol, axel rose, frank sinatra, stevie wonder, lenny kravitz, ron jeremy, and timothy leary, to name a few, and have interviewed everyone from coolio to weird al yankovic to Bill Clinton's brother, Roger.
13. i'm convinced that the creators of "the sopranos" bugged my house and stole my family's life story.
14. my father was known as "banjo" and i have relatives named "meadowlark", "joe the nut", "suedes", "vinnie vinnie", "chunky", and "johnny cake".
15. i think george bush is evil.
16. when i was young, i called myself "tonti" and used to get my kicks out of getting kids on park merry-go-rounds and not letting them get off until they threw up.
17. i've had a filthy mouth since i was four.
18. i will always live near a city because i'm convinced that people who voted for bush live everywhere else.
19. i love woody allen
20. i have a master's degree and teach journalism at the college level. I once taught at a catholic high school. i left after two semesters for fear of getting fired because i told my students to question religion, politics, and the fact that the pope is a drooling idiot.
21. my students gave me an engraved flask for christmas.
22. i went to fellini's birthday party in new york city.
23. randy rhoads and his brother, kelly, were good friends.
24. I don't want to grow up.
25. i'm a contradiction of myself- i eat mostly vegetarian but crave steak and martinis.
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